Monday, December 3, 2007

Plunder, thunder and what have you...

Yeah,yeah,yeah,...if I don't start this at some point, I'll wake up at around 74 yrs of age and realize i missed an opportunity to fill the void of the world's information with more useless and, quite frankly, unneccessary drivel from another anonymous idiot who thinks they have something important to say. Then i'd burp, fart and jerk off to start my morning and move on to some scotch and porno's and forget all about it and live quite happily....



Alas, knowing my own sordid ego and the infinite units of time on my daily calendar, what the hell makes me think i'm waiting one more day to unleash that which the world so sorely needs-unique and telling commentary, about anything and everything, from someone not too far removed from true Oracle-hood-ness...or something regal and omnipotent.



I can tell you this much- I will not be pontificating as if my words or opinions or conclusions, etc. are omnipotent...and unassailable...because that simply isnt my way. Rather, i prefer to just put it out there for the masses (and i suspect servers will be crashing) and invite or inspire any replies,comments, insults, death threats, what have you... and then proceed to either ignore them or respond, depending on my mood and/or my comprehension of said commentary.

Anyways, thats the intro and the thunder for the day.

3 comments:

Riggstad said...

ok tolstoy... welcome aboard.

May the best blogger win

snakster said...

Get a job.

Riggstad said...

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Uncalled for!